October 2011
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September 2011
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Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
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“I’m gonna angle for telepathy cuz I don’t know the words to say
Well I’m gonna...”
– Dance Hall - Modest Mouse (via davidmcphisto)
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cry me a river, build a bridge, and do me a...
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[but still, like dust, I'll rise.]: The Funniest... →
speak-slow:
My coworker sent these to me in an email and in the middle of reading it (laughing so hard I was crying and couldn’t breath), I got a phone call and the lady said is this a bad time. I was like no Im so sorry I got a really funny email, Im just laughing. These are too good.
I got to the one about the date and lost it completely. Still waiting on my phone to start...
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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FOILED. AGAIN.
FUCK.
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